Tuesday was the worst morning to have a Twitter account, as Pres. Donald Trump had time on his hands to tweet while watching Fox News what with no public events on the schedule. He started out taking Sen. Elizabeth Warren to task over her Native American ancestry claims — once again getting her nickname of “Fauxcahontas” wrong — and it all went downhill from there into Jerry Springer Show territory.

The President called his 2006 one-night-stand, former porn star Stormy Daniels, “horseface” in a tweet following Fox News reporting on Daniels’ lawsuit against Trump being dismissed on Monday.

“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018

At least he gave Michael Avenatti an upgrade to “3rd rate lawyer.” That’s probably a first for the 1st rate grifter.

And because we don’t deserve nice things, of course, Daniels had to fire back at Trump and insult his ability and, er, manhood.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny. https://t.co/6DpDD5ELtj

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) October 16, 2018

I’d ask what we did to deserve this, but what’s the point. It’s happening in front of our eyes and no matter how many “Do Not Want” gifs we post, it will continue.