Jake Sullivan was having a crappy day on Monday because some poo-petrator left manure in front of his house. 

According to a report from Politico, someone threw the manure from a car. Now the bomb squad and the Secret Service are looking into it.

In a statement to The Post, Secret Service spokesman Anthony Guglielmi would not confirm that the substance hurled at the White House official’s home in the West End neighborhood of Washington, DC, was manure.

But he said Secret Service Uniformed Division officers and DC’s bomb squad did respond to a “report of a suspicious package” near Sullivan’s residence at about 8:30 a.m.

“The Metropolitan Police Department’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal team responded and declared the scene as safe,” Guglielmi said. “The incident is under investigation.” 

However, there's a bit of a twist that Politico didn't report. 

According to Turkish outlet TRT World, as well as a posting from multiple accounts, including what appears to be an activist, the Palestinian Youth Movement was protesting and left what I think I would call a substantial amount of poo that blocked the street. The TRT report claimed the odiferous gift was also left in front of Sec. of Defense Lloyd Austin's home. They said it was protesting the U.S. visit of Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant. 

Members of Palestinian Youth Movement drop manure in front of the houses of two senior US officials [National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan and Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin] to protest the visit of Israel's Defence Minister Yoav Gallant in Washington DC pic.twitter.com/aNUyI2ZRw6

— TRT Afrika (@trtafrika) March 26, 2024

"Sullivan, Sullivan, you can't hide, you're committing genocide," they chanted. They also chanted that both Austin and Sullivan "ain't sh*t, we'll keep fighting till you quit." 

That doesn't look like it was thrown from a car. So someone's going to have clarify this. If this was as a result of a protest, why isn't it being reported that way by American outlets? Is someone trying to overlook who was behind this? Or is the TRT report wrong? 

Anti-Israel activists did protest Sullivan on Christmas Day, claiming he was a "war criminal." 

Here's what Sullivan said about Gallant's visit, talking about how to "best ensure Hamas' lasting defeat in Gaza." 

I was pleased to welcome Israeli Minister of Defense Yoav Gallant to the White House today. We had a constructive discussion on how best to ensure Hamas' lasting defeat in Gaza.

— Jake Sullivan (@JakeSullivan46) March 25, 2024

Maybe you do that by not having the Biden administration undercutting Israel's efforts to take out the terrorists? Maybe you don't allow a ridiculous UN Security Council vote to pass, and you stand with our allies rather than throwing a lifeline to the terrorists. 

Just a thought, of course. But it's the Biden administration — they tend to reject logic and things that are good for America. 

We'll keep you updated as we find out more about the manure. 

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