Lanny Davis is a longtime Democratic political operative, Clintonista, and lawyer.
So he’s a good window into the Democratic thought.
But doesn’t his letter/tweet thread tell you everything about what they think of you if you live in a red state?
1) DEAR RED STATES; WE'RE LEAVING.
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, we're taking the other Blue States with us…that includes Hawaii, Oregon, California, New Mexico, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and all the Northeast.— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
I wouldn’t count on knowing what’s a “blue state,” Lanny, after this election is over because you may get states like Minnesota that flip as well as others Democrats don’t anticipate. But do go on.
2)
this split will be beneficial to the nation, especially people of the new country including Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam, and Washington D.C. We get the vast majority of the major shipping ports…good luck with getting goods in or out of the country affordably.— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
Florida, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Lanny, learn some geography.
Then Lanny starts getting nasty, telling you exactly how elitist Democrats view the red states.
3) We also get Costco, Starbucks, and Boeing. You get Texas, Oklahoma, and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Branson, Missouri.
We get Intel, Apple, and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
We get all the oil. We’ll take it. And what century is he in? There are no more slave states and it was we, Republicans, who defeated slavery that Democrats pushed. Look how he just tries to diminish the South.
4) We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Mississippi.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's,
— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
Lanny might want to check himself. They’re all fleeing California and the blue states because of taxes and Democratic idiocy.
5), we get a bunch of happier, intact families.
Please be aware that California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals.
— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
If they were ‘happier, intact families’ they wouldn’t be rioting in the blue states would they?
6) They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home.
With the Blue States unified, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's freshwater,
— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
I must have missed something, didn’t Barack Obama send thousands to fight foreign wars? And isn’t it Donald Trump who not only hasn’t started any new wars, but is bringing people home and has made huge inroads for peace in places like the Middle East?
8) more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at your state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal,
— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
9) all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools — Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, the Penn, Princeton, and Yale; and Mount Holyoke, Vassar, Smith, Wellesley, Bryn Mawr, Barnard, and Radcliffe colleges;
— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
10) plus UCLA, UCB, Stanford, Cal Tech, and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes,
— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
This is what they think of Americans in red state “flyover country.” They apparently forget who produces most of the food.
11) 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones, and Rand Paul.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
14Additionally, 62 percent of you believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals,
— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
15) , then we lefties. (See that part about divorces. …)
Oh, and you can have all the new COVID-19 cases since you're too dumb and self-centered to wear masks.
Peace out.
We are the people of the Blue States
— Lanny Davis (@LannyDavis) September 26, 2020
But as many pointed out to Lanny, even most of the “blue states” are only “blue” because of cities, with much of the rest of the state really being red.
You take the blue areas, we will take the red ones. Deal? pic.twitter.com/6oHOGbdmoY
— Rabiddogg (@Rabiddogg) September 26, 2020
If they really did that, the crash would be spectacular. They still don’t get why they lost.
Cool. Here’s a flag for your new country. Maybe you’ll have better luck with it than the previous owners. pic.twitter.com/HGm46ZNQf8
— Agent UPC-57D (@Klingenlaufer) September 26, 2020
That didn’t work out well for them when they did it before.
HT: Twitchy
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