Let me start by saying something: do not take things that belong to other people. You may think that a life-sized statue of Barack Obama is incredibly tacky; and you may also think that a life-sized statue of Barack Obama sitting down is just begging to be stolen. Nonetheless, that statue does not belong to you: you should not steal it; and the woman who you stole it from had a rotten week because of what you did. And no, she probably didn’t deserve it. Even if she did, who made you Psychological Vigilante Man/Lady?

That being said…

Stolen life-size Obama statue found in park next to empty 6-pack w/cigarette in mouth: http://t.co/EjauMklXzT pic.twitter.com/2BQKBAln7O

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) August 22, 2014

Moe Lane (crosspost)