Two-Fisted Second World Adventure Tales! #Merica #murica #sochi #olympics

Via USA Today:

I was taking a shower and the door got locked/jammed….

— Johnny Quinn (@JohnnyQuinnUSA) February 8, 2014

…With no phone to call for help, I used my bobsled push training to break out. #SochiJailBreak pic.twitter.com/apZRefgvCO

— Johnny Quinn (@JohnnyQuinnUSA) February 8, 2014

Bring home the gold, Johnny. Just… have it assayed first, OK?

Moe Lane