Democrats who start screaming “Russia, Russia, Russia!” whenever WikiLeaks releases something they’d prefer not hear need to wipe the foam from their mouths and have a look at that report Robert Mueller issued.

Because it doesn’t say what they think it does.

For starters, while Mueller does claim that Russian agents passed documents to WikiLeaks, at no point does he suggest that Julian Assange or anyone else from his organization had any inkling they were dealing with any spies, Russian or otherwise, or any involvement in procuring the files they allegedly received.

Even if everything Mueller says is true – which you’ll soon realize is about as likely as Joe Biden winning a Nobel Prize for formulating a theory of quantum gravity and then showing up to the awards ceremony wearing pants – there’s no reason whatsoever to believe that WikiLeaks did anything different by publishing those campaign-related emails in 2016 than what the New York Times, Washington Post, or CNN regularly does when they report information obtained from an illegal government leak.

Well, nothing apart from WikiLeaks’ documents being authentic, at any rate.

Indeed, we know for a fact that Gawker and The Smoking Gun both published supposedly hacked DNC documents they obtained from the very same alleged Russian spy that Mueller merely claims sent a single file of unknown content to WikiLeaks.

No one denies it.

Nor has anyone suggested that either outlet is a front for Russian intelligence.

The only evidence Mueller presents that Assange got any files at all from Russia involves an anonymous blogger using the nom de guerre, ‘Guccifer 2.0.’

G2, as he’s frequently called, appeared online out of nowhere on June 15, 2016, making a huge public show by sending Gawker and the Smoking Gun some documents he claimed he’d hacked from the DNC and posting them on his newly-minted blog.

According to Mueller, G2 was a fake identity created by a group of Russian intelligence officers trying to pass themselves off as an arrogant and attention-hungry, lone-wolf Romanian hacker.

Mueller gives us around a half dozen mostly heavily expurgated quotes allegedly from online messages between G2 and WikiLeaks. He claims that G2 attached an encrypted file to one message and sent the key necessary to decode it along with another.

And that’s it. That’s literally the only evidence Mueller cites that WikiLeaks got any files from Russia.

Mueller also does his best to leave the impression that the encrypted file G2 allegedly sent contained the DNC emails WikiLeaks would begin publishing just 8 days later.

Though he’s careful not to actually say so.

Luckily for Mueller, the Russian spies running the G2 identity made the innuendo he was aiming for a whole lot easier. They conveniently labeled their encryption key “wk dnc link1.txt.gpg.”

So you don’t even need the file it encrypts to make a pretty good guess at its content and even whom it’s for.

Those wacky Russians spies somehow chose a file name that basically gives their whole game away to anyone who manages to get ahold of their encryption key. In fact, all you’ve got to do is read a message it’s attached to.

Whoops.

As we’ll see, this is by no means the only time Putin’s alleged minions acted in ways that made Mueller’s job a whole lot easier. In fact, in the most egregious cases, the helping hand they lent was so useful that Mueller kept any mention of it out of his report.

But, returning to the question of whether Assange believed he was dealing with Russian agents, nothing about any of the communications that Mueller provides even remotely suggests that the idea had ever even occurred to anyone at WikiLeaks.

In fact, Mueller claims that WikiLeaks initiated contact with G2 one week after Gawker and the Smoking Gun had already published his stuff by sending a direct message on Twitter that said:

Send any new material here for us to review and it will have a much higher impact than what you are doing.

Apart from sounding like Assange didn’t know anything more about G2 than anyone else, Mueller claims that G2 sent that conveniently named encryption file via Twitter DM as well.

But it would be tough to suggest anything more preposterous than that Julian Assange would communicate with and receive files from coconspirators he believed to be Russian intelligence agents using Twitter direct messaging, since:

• Their messages wouldn’t be encrypted and could be read by unfriendly eyes – as it seems they were.
• The messages would legally belong to Twitter, who could turn them over to U.S authorities without a warrant – as it seems they did.
  
• Twitter could deny WikiLeaks access to the messages and any attachments – as they most certainly did when they shut down G2’s account.
• And, even worse, the Twitter account Mueller claims WikiLeaks used is verified. So there’d be no way to deny WikiLeaks was the party with whom the Russian spies were communicating in those unencrypted messages to which God-only-knows-how-many Twitter employees plus anyone to whom they cared to show them had access.
  

Even a genius like Assange would have a tough time intentionally devising a stupider plan than using WikiLeaks’ verified Twitter account to communicate with agents of Vladimir Putin with whom he was engaged in a conspiracy against the United States government, let alone using Twitter to transfer files.

Bottom line is that if Assange or anyone else for that matter was knowingly involved with Russian spies, he’d have a more secure way to contact them than trying to DM their sock-puppet Twitter account.

Moreover, as you might have suspected from Mueller’s bizarre assertion that Russian spies on a mission from Vladimir Putin to control the outcome of the U.S. presidential election used Twitter to conduct their most important and risky communications and even went so far as to helpfully include transparent references to their secret collaborator and target when naming a decryption file they sent, virtually nothing Mueller wants us to believe is true.

Not only did he withhold vital information which renders his allegation that G2 was a Russian spy even more preposterous. Facts he himself admitted about WikiLeaks DNC emails also make it impossible that they could have been contained in that file he claims G2 sent just 8 days before WikiLeaks began publishing them.

...continued in part 2,
Julian Assange, Robert Mueller, & the Russian Spy Who Wasn’t:
“Putin Must Not Be Sending His Best”