Look, don’t ask me, Trump is the one who said it:

Trump, in Philadelphia, says our ship count is below the level needed to execute our “current Michigans.” pic.twitter.com/v2EEm7tXAs

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 7, 2016

I know, it seems kind of petty to make fun of Trump’s many TelePrompTer miscues, but let’s just say this: Trump is the only major Presidential candidate in history who would have made that mistake and then just soldiered on through his speech, blissfully unaware that what he said made absolutely no sense.

He really and truly is the Ron Burgundy of Presidential candidates. Except unlike Ron Burgundy, he’s not even a competent reader.