Kammy Harris and her support pet sat down for her one and only interview. She had 40 days to prepare and a fawning interviewer, yet she still crashed and burned. Harris’s pantsuit was a muted grey. She blended into the background of what looked to be the cafeteria of a local community college. 

Harris was leaning into Dana Bash. No doubt she was told by a staffer (now looking for a job) that she should “lean in” to look serious. Instead, it made her look tiny compared to her support animal and fellow resume liar Tim Walz.  

It was one cheerleader interviewing the head cheerleader for high school class president, and she couldn’t even pull that off. Over a month to prepare for the most basic questions and Harris still augured in. She blew it – to turn a very apt phrase. 

Since the coup, Harris has displayed more flops than a Val Surf shop. Harris has no ability to present a policy position without her support dog and her support brain (aka: teleprompter). This interview made it clear that Harris’ crutch is a teleprompter. Without it, she faceplants. With it she seems almost sentient –without it she reverts back to the incoherency of a beauty pageant contestant with nothing in her head.  

Let's not forget that she did this “presidential interview” with a cheerleader throwing marshmallows and her pet commie at her side. Once the interview was scheduled even the left was slamming and lamenting that she should have sat for it without Tim Walz. Bringing her pet with her was a bad idea. He towered over her. She looked small.   

Walz was no help. Once Walz barked he reinforced that he was a bad choice. Walz is a resume fluffer (read: "liar"). He had a chance to fall on his sword and admit he lied about being a warrior – but instead, the former high school teacher said he has trouble with grammar. Oh, ok “teach”, you run with that.   

The further we get down the road it is apparent that Walz and Harris share a leftist agenda that, if implemented would turn America into Venezuela and that Harris is a deer in the headlights without a teleprompter. It is no wonder she wanted notes, a hot mic, and a chair for her debate with Trump.