Today was the start of Pride Month. June 1st is when every corporation on planet earth (not located in a Muslim country) does its best to “out-Pride” the next guy. It’s Pander Day!

Social media was aflame with rainbow logos. Mercedes, BP, baseball teams — they all changed their logos to have rainbow colors. You name it, no corporation passed up the chance to out-rainbow and out-pander the competition. God help the corporation that didn’t pander.

The Marine Corps embarrassed itself with rainbow bullets. Devil Dogs killing the enemy with gay bullets is now a thing.

Throughout June, the USMC takes #Pride in recognizing and honoring the contributions of our LGBTQ service members. We remain committed to fostering an environment free from discrimination, and defend the values of treating all equally, with dignity and respect.#PrideMonth #USMC pic.twitter.com/MOyvFmyJiB

— U.S. Marines (@USMC) June 1, 2022

It’s Pander Day!… well, unless you have a corporate office located in the Middle East — then, logo as usual. No one needs to be thrown off a roof.