March 2020. I was watching a local newscast. Two Sheriff deputies were chasing a man across a beach that, but for those three, was empty of humans. The shirtless guy hadn’t killed anyone, stolen a purse, or even jaywalked – his crime was just being on a beach, by himself. LA County had decided that it was a public health hazard, just be on the beach.

Later, LA County was taking outdoor basketball hoops either down or covering them up. Tons of sand were dumped into skate parks to prevent their use. Across the country, people were masking outdoors and yelling at people who weren’t. I was yelled at several times by people a hundred feet from me — for not wearing a mask.

Why? Tony Fauci.

Grocery stores were being overrun. Not a roll of toilet paper in sight. People were buying items that they likely hadn’t bought, ever.

Why? Tony Fauci.

Mask up. Don’t mask up. Double mask, triple mask. Two weeks to flatten the curve.

Why? Tony Fauci.

Never again shake someone’s hand.

Why? Tony Fauci.

Sanitize your groceries, don’t touch anything. Not a bottle of sanitizer to be found. It’s airborne. It’s on the furniture. It’s airborne again.

Why? Tony Fauci.

Six Feet Distance. “It’s the science”

Why? Tony Fauci.

The virus came from bats. The virus isn’t manmade. It didn’t come from a lab. Don’t blame China.

Why? Tony Fauci.

Take the jab, you’re protected. Take the jab, you’re kinda protected. Take the jab, it’s better than nothing. Take the jab and a booster. Wash, Rinse Repeat.

Why? Tony Fauci.

American’s highest-paid employee. Phony as a three-dollar bill.