My colleague Brad Slager set off his Earth Day celebrations with his annual post, which is Hella funny:

Beginning from the very first Earth Day in 1970 there are issues. Much of the propaganda sermonizing coming from that event concerned us freezing to death from the inevitable approaching ice age. Also, famine was due to wipe out billions by the end of the decade, pollution would block the sun, acid rain would kill all plant life, and we’d run out of oil…uh, 30 years ago. Now some may want to overstate the fact that the founder of the event, Ira Einhorn, murdered his girlfriend but it is important to understand that he lived by example — he did compost her body.

Well, we listened to those campfire horror stories and took action, and just look at what happened. We ramped up our oil usage so now we are heating up the planet as we are killing people with an excess of GMO foodstuffs. We can’t win.

No kidding. I was a kid in 1970, and my mother subscribed to TIME magazine. I remember that issue about “The Coming Ice Age.” I read it voraciously, wanting to do what I could to ensure the planet was still here for all of us in 30 years.

Until I realized it was all BS. I was like, “Wait?! Whut? Now we’ve started warming the planet?” Then came the disciples preaching about reducing your carbon footprints, while jetting off to the Maldives (Hello, Leonardo DiCaprio?) and the junk science that kept being manipulated and shifted according to what message they wanted to deliver. When Al Gore became the high priest of the movement, that’s when they fully lost me. He never cared about the Earth. Just his sex life and not missing a meal.

But as Brad glancingly referenced in his first paragraph, The proclaimed founder of Earth Day, Mr. Ira Einhorn, did murder his girlfriend and composted her.

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— Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) April 22, 2021

Apparently, Einhorn wanted her close because she was found in a trunk in his closet. Maybe he included her in his wardrobe choices:

Should I go with the Alpaca vest with my linen pants, or the free cotton T-shirt? Which looks better at a rally?

NBC News was so good to remind us,

A self-proclaimed environmental activist, Einhorn made a name for himself among ecological groups during the 1960s and ’70s by taking on the role of a tie-dye-wearing ecological guru and Philadelphia’s head hippie. With his long beard and gap-toothed smile, Einhorn — who nicknamed himself “Unicorn” because his German-Jewish last name translates to “one horn”  —advocated flower power, peace and free love to his fellow students at the University of Pennsylvania. He also claimed to have helped found Earth Day.

But the charismatic spokesman who helped bring awareness to environmental issues and preached against the Vietnam War — and any violence — had a secret dark side. When his girlfriend of five years, Helen “Holly” Maddux, moved to New York and broke up with him, Einhorn threatened that he would throw her left-behind personal belongings onto the street if she didn’t come back to pick them up.

And so on Sept. 9, 1977, Maddux went back to the apartment that she and Einhorn had shared in Philadelphia to collect her things, and was never seen again. When Philadelphia police questioned Einhorn about her mysterious disappearance several weeks later, he claimed that she had gone out to the neighborhood co-op to buy some tofu and sprouts and never returned.

It wasn’t until 18 months later that investigators searched Einhorn’s apartment after one of his neighbors complained that a reddish-brown, foul-smelling liquid was leaking from the ceiling directly below Einhorn’s bedroom closet. Inside the closet, police found Maddux’s beaten and partially mummified body stuffed into a trunk that had also been packed with Styrofoam, air fresheners and newspapers.

Lovely guy. Apparently, he jumped bail and was on the lam for a while: Ireland, Sweden, the United Kingdom, and France. Interesting how these “activists” who live for their cause get to hide out in the toniest of countries and places. It took law enforcement 23 years to track him down, extradite him, then put him on trial and convict. He is now “composting” in prison.

The Earth Day feverists don’t like to mention him, for obvious reasons, but really he is the embodiment of the movement: The Earth Day/Climate Change agenda is greater than the actual people who populate Earth. Seriously, what are we preserving Earth for if the goal is to limit or kill off the population? And trust me, it is.

From a 2017 New Age publication:

A new study has identified four things people can be doing to offset global warming and climate change, the main one being to have fewer children.

It found that having one less child – and subsequent grandchildren – would prevent 58 tonnes of carbon dioxide per year, on average, being pumped into the atmosphere.

The University of Lund, Sweden, and University of British Columbia researchers argue that the life of the planet hinges on healthier lifestyle choices.

We must love Mother Earth by not becoming a Mother (or Father) to children. They only clog up the planet anyway, and take valuable resources away, so… You see, these people really care about our planet; just not so much about humankind.

There are plenty of other human extinction agendas afoot. Think about it: What does the globalist Left stand for?

Abortion. What is the goal of worldwide abortion on demand? Margaret Sanger, a rank racist and eugenicist who founded Planned Parenthood, called Blacks and the poor, “human weeds”. Abortion is an effective pesticide to ensure these “weeds” don’t keep proliferating and covering the Earth. Eww. Save the beauty of the Earth. Get rid of them.

Euthanasia. You are no longer “essential” to society, so therefore you should not take up space on the planet. You’re a burden because you are old, sick, or simply don’t add to whatever the globalists define as contributing to society. So, therefore, you can rid us of your presence. Or, given enough changes in laws and how we view you, we can do the job for you.

The COVID-19 policies of certain governors like Gretchen Whitmer and Mario Cuomo did the work of removing thousands of senior citizens from the planet. Think that was an accident?

Perpetual vaccination without any cures. Remember HIV? I was around for that pandemic too. So was Dr. Anthony Fauci—let that sink in.

Billions of dollars have been poured into a cure. Almost 50 years later, we are no closer to one. Why is that?

We are seeing this same mentality resident with the COVID-19 vaccines. Even after the “jab”, Fauci and Biden are saying you still have to wear a mask and be careful to stay away from crowds. Is there any wonder why fewer and fewer people are opting to get vaccinated?

War. It’s interesting that unrest in our world, as well as in our nation increased with the installation of Biden and Harris. Lots of collective mourning over white cops shooting Black men and women, but not so much over Blacks killing each other. Doing the job PPFA failed to do, I guess.

Sexual experimentation. From transgenderism, to transhumanism, to sexual relations with whomever you wish—doesn’t matter the age or the species. Unfettered sexual experimentation leads to two things: sterilization and new and increased sexually transmitted diseases. Have you noticed the degree of selfishness any type of sexual experimentation (that includes adultery) entails? Selfish people don’t necessarily want to breed. And if you’ve butchered yourself or automated yourself (transhumanism), you kind of can’t.

Such happy news! So, Happy Earth Day! Remember, only you can save Mother Earth, so choose wisely. Get an electric car. Try not to have kids. Get an abortion, maybe convince Grandma to off herself because she’s only taking up space.

And for God’s sake, wear your mask!

As in everything the Left loves to promote, there’s an agenda afoot; but that agenda does not include preserving your life, liberty, or the pursuit of your happiness.