Ever had a puppy? Did it ever destroy a pillow or piece of furniture and leave you with a huge mess? Sure. Probably. At first, you get angry for a minute. Maybe you stayed angry for an hour. Or a week. But then, after you calmed down for a bit, you mellowed out because you know that's just what puppies do. They can't help it. They don't hate you. They just cannot fight their nature.

This past weekend, Joe Biden left us a big mess. This past weekend, he issued a very carefully-worded pardon for his convicted criminal baby boy. Even after he repeatedly stated that he would not. He lied. But he can't help it. It's his nature. It's just what he does.

These people have no conscience. But as Biden happily leaves the White House and totters blissfully into full-blown senility, he doesn't care. 

What are you gonna do to me? As long as I get free ice cream for life (what's left of it) and a cushioned toilet chair with a presidential seal, I'm content. I don't care what any of you think.

Now, this came as no surprise to anyone. Not even KJP, who keeps a red binder marked "Break Glass in Case of Emergency" hidden behind her trash can for the inevitable announcement over which she will be thoroughly questioned.

"Karine, did the president lie to the American people?"

"No, Peter [Doocy]. As we've stated before and said many times, the president loves his son very much and simply wants what's best for him...Blah, Blah, Blah...and Blah."

So Biden lied a bunch of times over the course of the past year, saying he would not pardon Hunter Biden. Now he's done it. And, of course, it will never get the coverage it deserves. 

MUST-SEE: CNN Makes Dan Goldman Watch His Past Proclamation That Joe Biden Would Never Pardon Hunter

WATCH: Supercut of Corrupt Media Waxing Poetic Over Biden's Now-Nuked Claim He Wouldn't Pardon Hunter

Anyway...Biden pardoned Hunter. But it was a very unusual pardon. If you read it, there are two things that might jump out at you. The first is his claim that his boy was unjustly pursued by law enforcement. But...wasn't that your own DOJ, Joe? Why would they do that? Perhaps because the matter garnered enough attention from "right-wing media" that it would have been impossible to ignore, so they had to do it? Knowing full well that if dragged out long enough, you could pardon him before he had to spend a day in jail?

Let's see...who else has been unjustly pursued by Joe Biden's DOJ? Donald Trump? A lot of January 6 people who are still sitting in jail awaiting their right to a quick and speedy trial? I don't think Joe is going to pardon them for similar reasons. I think his convictions are self-serving and situational.

Second, the Biden Pardon covers Hunter from 10 years ago up until December 1, 2024, for anything and everything he did or may have done, or thought of, or may not have thought of during that time period. Gee, now, why would he do that? I'll leave it up to you to draw your own conclusions. I bet they will hit you pretty fast, though. Democrats aren't stupid, but they are crafty. Crafty like a cat that won't do his business on the rug but will do it in your shoes if you forget to feed him.

All of this is pretty disgusting. None of this is supposed to happen here. Justice is supposed to be blind, and none of us (as Democrats have repeatedly reminded us) is above the law. This is what we were promised since grade school. Now, this might make you angry. It probably makes you outraged. And you justifiably should be if you care about this country. But fear not. There is a silver lining. 

Joe Biden said he would not pardon Hunter for multiple federal convictions, and then he did because he's a good Daddy. Joe Biden sent the FBI to Mar-a-Lago and raided Trump for keeping classified documents at home. Trump was charged. When Biden was found to be guilty of the same thing a few months later, there was no raid. And Grandpa Joe was absolved because he was simply a nice, well-meaning older gent who, while being mentally well enough to be President of the United States, was not mentally well enough to remember the boxes and boxes of classified documents that he routinely backs his Corvette into.

Joe Biden and Joy Reid and Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and KJP and the clique of cool kids at school will package this up as the beautiful Hallmark love a father has for his son or something, put a bow on it, and drop it under the tree. Love and forgiveness and the Holiday (nee Christmas) Spirit, etc., etc., etc., and if you believe otherwise, you are a hurtful and hateful person.

Silly people, read the room. You lost the election. Badly. The electoral vote, the popular vote, and the swing state vote. Get a clue. America doesn't believe you anymore. They're not eating your secret sauce. Your DEI, your lawfare, your lies to our faces, and especially your elitist double standards are now showcased spectacularly by the Biden pardon as it waves gloriously in the breeze like a gay pride flag in Kabul.

Now, Progressives might be smart enough to realize this intellectually, but their hearts won't let them accept it. They will keep pressing their ideas and malign anyone who disagrees. They won't criticize the Biden pardon, and they won't forsake the party. Like untrained puppies, they'll continue to make a mess because they can't help it. They cannot fight the urge. It's just what they do. Hypocrisy and double standards forever memorialized in the Congressional Record and in the history books.

Thanks, Grandpa Joe. Thank you for this gift — this marvelous mess you've left us with. You've just given us all a lot to think about over the next few election cycles.