I want to apologize in advance for what I’m about to subject you to. Just to be clear, I take no pleasure in this but seeing as how I’ve seen it, and misery loves company, I’m going to have you suffer with me.
The comic about freshman New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D) titled “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force: New Party Who Dis?” has some very fascinating depictions of politicians and their interactions throughout its pages.
In one panel we have AOC physically assaulting President Donald Trump and then shaving his head before putting him in jail. We also a shredded mike pence standing shirtless in front of a waving LGBT rainbow flag as we’re informed he sought forgiveness from the gay community. The NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch even makes an appearance.
So it looks like @DLoesch made it into the @AOC comic. pic.twitter.com/tlyObidgg8
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) May 1, 2019
But all of that is nothing compared to how the comic depicts House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Crazytown). The assault upon the eyes and mind is such that there isn’t enough bleach in the world that could scrub that stain from your mind.
Pelosi, to put it simply, is depicted as a very muscular woman. That’s not the worst part.
The worst part is that it depicts her coming out of the shower.
This apparently how the left pictures @SpeakerPelosi as featured in the @AOC comic. pic.twitter.com/oINkC7NnVM
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) May 1, 2019
I’m not sure what the human race ever did to Ocasio-Cortez or her fans to deserve this. I can only assume that whatever malicious force is bent on the elimination of our species is using AOC as a conduit through which to channel its eldritch hatred, and has begun its assault on humanity with this devastating opening blow.
May God have mercy on our souls.
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