The comeback tour is on after Joe Biden announced he's staying in the race, and it's going about as well as you'd expect. By well, I mean it's an absolute catastrophe for his campaign.

On Friday, the president showed up in Wisconsin to hold a "rally." The plan was simple. Have Biden yell from a teleprompter for a few minutes while appearing somewhat lucid. If he could pull that off, perhaps the White House would have the fodder necessary to push back on the current narrative about the president's senility. 

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So yeah, that didn't happen. Biden was over an hour late for the event, only reinforcing the fact that he's struggling to make public appearances. As to the crowd? It didn't exactly scream enthusiasm either. 

Biden rally in Madison, Wisconsin

Scheduled to start in less than an hour pic.twitter.com/FiZn7XxION

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When Biden finally did show up, he shuffled onto the stage, choppy steps and all. Whether he had any idea what was going on was an open question, and one of his supporters trolled him on stage. The White House handlers have to be chain-smoking at this point. 

Crooked Joe Biden finally shuffles on stage — over an hour late to his own event pic.twitter.com/k7xFOadVLM

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There's a guy holding a sign on the risers that says "Pass the torch Joe". pic.twitter.com/VBrfcJw0r8

— Brittany (@bccover) July 5, 2024

Then there was the speech itself. Democrats were hoping to see a Hail Mary pass completed. What they got was Biden providing more evidence that he has no business running for reelection. He slurred. He forgot words. He rambled incoherently. He screamed nonsensically. It was all on display. 

Understand that the following embedded clips are not comprehensive. These are just some of the highlights. There were several more instances of Biden's brain breaking.

BIDEN: "Former Gov. Jim Doyle bluhbabab! Madison road— mayor! Mayor ughhf this city!" pic.twitter.com/fDuabNW10q

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BIDEN (VERY CONFUSED): "I'll beat Donald Trump! I will beat him again in 2020!" pic.twitter.com/ke2sNRyw75

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 5, 2024

Yes, that's Biden shouting he's going to "beat him again in 2020!" regarding Donald Trump, who is running for president in 2024. The president then went on to try to repeat the debunked "suckers and losers" hoax for the umpteenth time. He still hasn't managed to get it out properly, and I'm shocked his staffers haven't taken it out of his speeches by now. How can they still be convinced that's a good line?

A slurring, medicated Crooked Joe Biden repeats the debunked "suckers and losers" hoax again — DISGRACEFUL! pic.twitter.com/nvpUwraF1G

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 5, 2024

Then the senility just kept right on chugging. 

BIDEN (confused — again!): "By the way, I couldn't ponder! Uhhghh I guess I shouldn't say it. By the way, I couldn't be prouder!" pic.twitter.com/4t0b8uDRuY

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 5, 2024

BIDEN: "FIVE BILLION TRILLION TRILLION NOT BILLION FIVE TRILLION" pic.twitter.com/6lX4QlMZp6

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 5, 2024

At another point, Biden proclaimed that the terrible jobs numbers released on Friday (unemployment rose to 4.1 percent) were released "yesterday" on the Fourth of July. The government was closed. 

Biden claims the jobs numbers announced this morning were actually announced yesterday — Independence Day pic.twitter.com/MHlnFkm3JY

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I'd like to tell you that was the end of it, but we all know it wasn't. No Biden appearance would be complete without him becoming thoroughly confused while trying to exit the stage.

BIDEN: "Where am I going?" 😳 pic.twitter.com/H1TtNtkXPX

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 5, 2024

Like a confused deer in the headlights pic.twitter.com/jr7JnQLUwV

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 5, 2024

Look at him. Just look at him. The gaping mouth, glassy eyes, and hunched walk. He's totally gone, and it's obvious to everyone paying attention that the only reason he's staying in the race is because his elder-abusing wife won't relinquish power. How does this continue? How do Democrats let this fester all the way to the convention? They have to make a move, right?