Election Day's Biggest Losers: The Poll Analyst Bros, and They Should Never Work Again

President Donald Trump speaks at a campaign rally at Pittsburgh-Butler Regional Airport, Saturday, Oct. 31, 2020, in Butler, Pa. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Aggregating and analyzing polling data has become a bit of a cult industry the last decade or so. It really took off in 2012, where Nate Silver rose to fame for predicting an election my dog could have guessed correctly. Regardless, sites like Real Clear Politics, which does straight averages of polls, and figures like Dave Wasserman have also become popular election cycle staples. Meanwhile, you have outfits like Cook Political Report which specialize in categorizing races as being leaning, strongly leaning, safe, etc. for one party.

What do all of the above have in common coming out of Election Day 2020? They were all proven be hilariously bad at their jobs.

Want to know how badly Silver’s 538 missed the mark? Here are a few examples.

When it became clear that 538’s analysis was useless garbage, Silver got more combative throughout the evening. At first, he was insistent that Florida was an outlier and not proof of widespread systematic polling errors. As the night dragged on, it became obvious how wrong he was. Pollsters ended up off by 7-17 points in places like Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, and Iowa. The same people who were making fun of the Selzer poll earlier in the week (which ended up exactly correct in Iowa) were made fools of once again.

Cook Political Report was also laughably off on their House, Senate, and swing state ratings. They had a Democrat wipe out in the House coming. In the end, the GOP hugely over-performed their predictions.

Here’s the kind of arrogance we saw prior to the election from these people.

And here was Silver when the stuff really started to hit the fan.

Trashing Trafalgar was perhaps the pollster bros’ biggest miss of the election. They insisted the methodology was flawed while giving A ratings to pollsters like Quinnipiac and NYT/Sienna despite their awful track records the last four years. In a word, the polling aggregate game was rigged and it blew up in their faces.

Eventually, it became clear they couldn’t just snark their way out of this, so Silver and Wasserman started reporting election returns and desperately gaming out how Biden could hang on, as if a close election win for the Democrat would somehow vindicate their previous, garbage analysis. It can’t and it won’t.

The poll aggregate and analysis industry deserves to die a fiery death. It’s a useless barometer which takes trash data (i.e. polls) and tries to turn it into something authoritative. In the end, it’s a shell game. Any moron can assign a percentage chance to something and claim they were right all along no matter what the result is. Sites like 538 are absolutely pointless because the data they use is pointless. You don’t even have to assume bias on their part in this case. They simply don’t have the ability to do what they claim to be doing because accurate data simply doesn’t exist. Instead of admitting that, they continue to try to keep the grift going. These are people that should never work in the political field again.

Of course, we all know they will.

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