Nancy Pelosi's Fundraising Emails Are Hilariously Stalkerish and Sad

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., talks to reporters on the morning after the first public hearing in the impeachment probe of President Donald Trump on his effort to tie U.S. aid for Ukraine to investigations of his political opponents, on Capitol Hill in Washington, Thursday, Nov. 14, 2019. Pelosi says the president's actions in the impeachment inquiry amount to "bribery." (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., meets with reporters at the Capitol in Washington, Thursday, May 23, 2019. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

Impeachment isn’t just a time for “solemn” countenance and introspection. It’s also a time for stalking people with fundraising emails, and while such blasts are usually silly, Nancy Pelosi has decided to take it to another level.

Check out some of these subject headings.

If you don’t want to click above, here’s the creep-tastic progression.

“I’m livid” followed by “Kiss everything goodbye.” Then things just get weird with “You don’t want me to hear from you?!” and “I’m insulted.”

All of these emails went out in succession after the recipient chose not to give any money to Pelosi’s coffers. And just in case you think these are fake, they are real and they are spectacular.

Politicians are just creepy. I’m trying to imagine myself being so shameless so as to beg for money this way, but I just can’t. I’ll just abstain from running for office I guess. And to be fair, both sides do this. Trump sends out some hilariously dramatic subject lines as well

But Pelosi managed to up the level of cringe here.