Not paying attention to the news this week? Afraid you might have missed something? Here are the major stories from each day this week, described in an Arrested Development GIFs.
On Monday, The New Yorker published a piece in support of Al Franken, basically saying that he was railroaded by exaggerated claims of sexual harassment and the poor senator was mistreated. These are the same people who railroaded Brett Kavanaugh with less evidence, so it was pretty weird.
The double standard, you guys.
On Tuesday, an old tweet from Rashida Tlaib surfaced, and it was a little awkward.
That’s awkward. It’s like their whole narrative just disappeared… but you all know no one will cover it. https://t.co/arpYfM9wYE
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) July 23, 2019
The liberal establishment was shocked.
On Wednesday night, alleged sex-trafficking pedophile Jeffrey Epstein suffered some kind of injury in prison. Thursday was all about speculation. Was he attacked? Did he try to commit suicide? Were the Clintons behind it? Who exactly was in on whatever this was? It was conspiracy theory Thursday!
Yikes. That was some week. Then again, it’s 2019…things will only get weirder.