Ashley Judd is upset, and she wants the whole world to know. What happened? Somebody complimented her. Oh, the humanity!

First, the guy called her “Sweetheart,” to which she took umbrage. Then, he liked her dress. How dare he? To top it all off, he told her “Have a good day, Sweetheart!”

Obviously, she asked to speak to a manager about this man, history’s greatest monster.  Then, realizing she could get some attention from her harrowing ordeal, she decided to take to Facebook Live to tell everyone what a hero she is. I think my favorite part is towards the beginning when she fixes her lipstick, because you can’t look bad while you complain about people saying you look good.

Not all heroes wear capes, you guys.