For your most prurient political profiteering, would you consider some calves for Kamala? How ’bout heels for Harris?
A jaw for Joe won’t likely get you goin’.
But what about some…booty for Biden?
If so, 22-year-old Tana Mongeau’s got you covered. By getting uncovered.
Or, at least, she did.
As noted by the New York Post, on September 30th, the model/internet personality tweeted a since-deleted offer to her 2.4 million followers — pull the lever for Biden/Harris, and she’d pay ’em with a prize:
“If u send me proof u voted for Biden I’ll send you a nude for free.”
YouTuber Tana Mongeau offers free nudes in 'Booty for Biden' campaign to defeat Trump https://t.co/FVSe48pSA0
— Daily Star (@dailystar) October 6, 2020
Unfortunately, there was a crack in the plan: The bootylicious bartering might be better described as bribery. And in the voting world, that’s a felony.
U.S. election law puts it this way:
Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote— Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.
Just hours into B4B, she celebrated success:
Tana Mongeau appears to admit in a TikTok that she bought votes for Biden using her nudes. pic.twitter.com/vTxCJJnwHL
— Def Noodles (@defnoodles) October 1, 2020
And in a post October 1st, the immodest influencer claimed “#BootyForBiden broke” the official Tana Uncensored Instagram account. Accompanying the announcement was a bawdy bikini photo you may forever regret having seen.
Along the way, her verification went missing from YouTube — where she has 5.4 million subscribers.
The verification mark has since been restored, but TMZ speculated that her…campaign may have been to blame for the brief removal, as it potentially violated electoral law.
The temporary loss might’ve merely been due to Tana’s recent name change following a romantic unraveling.
Either way, it looks like Booty For Biden is busted.
But its spirit’s alive and well: As you’ve no doubt noticed, Democrats and disrobing have long been a common combo when it comes to issues of change.
The garmentless go-to was recently employed by a celebrity cabal in order to make sure you make it to the polls.
Well, probably not you, but at least people who vote the opposite of you…
Back to Tana, The Sun reports she may have been knee-deep in another no-no:
[S]he made an additional error – as it is not permitted to ask people for evidence of their votes.
Those who share the proof could face jail time, depending on if they live in one of at least 16 states where it is against the law to take a photo with a ballot.
And so goes 2020. We’ve got less than a month ’til Election Day, and I’d say expect the unexpected. Actually, that should go for the rest of the year.
But for the next three-quarters of a month, try to refrain from relinquishing your ballot for some scandalous skin.
I’m just grateful the candidate involved here was Joe Biden, and the alliterate offering was “booty.” It might’ve been a very different story — and wordplay could’ve ignited nightmares — had the Dems nominated Anthony Weiner.
See more pieces from me:
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