Thank Goodness: Joe Biden Believes in 'Rational' Gun Policy - Like Not Having '50 Clips in a Weapon'

Democratic presidential candidate former Vice President Joe Biden at a caucus night campaign rally on Monday, Feb. 3, 2020, in Des Moines, Iowa with Jill Biden. (AP Photo/John Locher)

Democratic presidential candidate former Vice President Joe Biden at a caucus night campaign rally on Monday, Feb. 3, 2020, in Des Moines, Iowa with Jill Biden. (AP Photo/John Locher)

 

 

You know what kind of gun policy is super boss?

The rational kind.

Thankfully, that’s exactly what Joe Biden’s serving up.

The 2020 hopeful explained on Sunday that a “rational policy” means y’all can’t have “50 clips in a weapon.”

Got that? You know how you’ve been stuffing 50 clips into your rifle? Well it’s rationally time you stopped.

I’d like to add:

Immediately cease shoving 50 guns into one holster.

You look ridiculous.

Yet more philosophical waxing on the campaign trail from the former VP:

“An AK-47 wouldn’t protect you from a tyrannical government.”

#Comforting

In New Hampshire, Joe surmised that schools have to run active shooter drills “because we’re unwilling to have a rational policy that says you cannot have 20, 30, 40, 50 clips in a weapon”:

Oh, well. At least you can still put 19 clips in your Glock.

As reported by The Daily Wire, Joe also claimed the following:

“I now have over 58% of the NRA members acknowledging that you cannot own an assault weapon. There is no need for it. You can’t have a magazine that is more than 10 rounds in it.”

What does that mean?

TDW doesn’t know:

The Daily Wire contacted The National Rifle Association (NRA) to inquire about which poll Biden got his statistics from and was informed that Biden’s claims are false because the NRA is a private organization that does not give out information on its members, let alone for polling purposes.

Back to that AK thing, Ice Cube is out of luck:

“Those who say, ‘The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of patriots’ – a great line, well, guess what: The fact is, if you’re going to take on the government, you need an F-15 with Hellfire Missiles. There is no way an AK-47 is going to take care of you if you’re worried about the government knocking down your door.”

So you got it? A guy running for the top spot in the government is saying there’s no way you could protect yourself from its tyranny. They have jets and gigantic guns; you have nothing but your 19-clipped M110 Howitzer.

#2020Biden

Twitter bulleted back:

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1226632412081348609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1226632412081348609&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailywire.com%2Fnews%2Fbiden-rational-gun-policy-is-banning-50-clips-in-a-weapon-ak-47-wont-protect-you-from-government

https://twitter.com/DamnThatDaisy/status/1226633468475428864

https://twitter.com/JTUSA76/status/1226632883756044289

https://twitter.com/America38977067/status/1226675112209985541

Well, one thing’s for sure: in the Hall of 2nd Amendment Heroes, Joe Biden isn’t poised to procure wall space any time soon.

Same goes for the Museum of Making Sense.

-ALEX

 

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