In South Carolina Monday, Megan Holman was pulled over. The cops say the 25-year-old was flat-out driving drunk on a highway about a mile from her home in Walhalla.
People get hurt that way.
Thankfully, a do-gooder called the police about a suspicious female operating the vehicle.
One unusual detail: She was behind the wheel of a Power Wheels electric toy mini-truck.
Fortunately for Meghan, that fact meant she couldn’t be charged with a DUI. She got off easy with a bit o’ the ol’ public intoxication.
The redhead told authorities she was cruisin’ in the tight silver ride as part of a scavenger hunt.
Also, according to The State, she explained that “she wanted to be a professional wrestler like her father and this was how to do it.”
But of course it is — duh.
Megan was booked into the Oconee County Detention Center and released on a personal recognizance bond.
Once she’s back on her feet, she might wanna consider moving to Los Angeles — thanks to the government’s push for tiny car usage, her vehicle’s perfectly-sized for the city’s parking spaces.
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