This is an only mildly exaggerated run down of the latest in cutting edge security techniques from the TSA:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Key-27CXHBA[/youtube].

Click through for a disturbing “post-pat down” photo.

For those without video, the above is a parody of a TSA public service announcement, featuring the seven steps of the security process.

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