Well, everyone knew this was coming. France, the nation of the “cheese-eating surrender monkeys” has surrendered to Palestinian Arab terrorists, including Hamas and the Palestinian Authority.   

Note, since my wife is one-quarter Canadian French, I claim complete immunity for bad mouthing said cheese-eating surrender monkeys.  

As everyone should realize at this point, Hamas, with assistance from other Palestinian Arab groups, including the Palestinian Authority, initiated a pogrom of Jews on October 7, 2023, which started a war that is going very badly for Hamas and the Palestinian Arabs. And the Palestinian Authority also further contributed to this war with both moral support and in funding benefits to the participants.  

Now that things are going bad for the terror aggressors, France has swooped into the conflict, hoping to reward said aggressors with their own state. This is partly because France has political reasons to do so – it has imported huge numbers of Muslim immigrants to France, and they are a huge constituency for President Macron. In France, these people are busy setting up “no-go zones” where non-Muslims are in danger, attacking Jews, and demanding special privileges for the Muslim French. Macron must cater to them, especially since his primary opponent, Marine Le Pen, whom he is trying to destroy with lawfare, is winning the French Catholic vote. 

Plus, let’s face it, the French have never liked the Jews, anyway.

Now, it is really hard to castigate the French for this cowardly action. Weak people, and weak nations, submit. It’s what they do. And France has had a long history of being weak. They lost their Vietnam War. They lost their peacekeeping war in Lebanon. They lost three straight wars to Germany – the Franco-Prussian War, World War I, and World War II.  

Yes, they lost WWI; the UK and the U.S. saved them from complete defeat in that war.  

In fact, the last time France won some important victories in warfare, Napolean was their leader. That was hundreds of years ago.  And he was Italian. Plus, they lost the Napoleonic conflicts, eventually.  

But, even with their usual cowardice, at the same time, somehow, France has still managed to impress me in this particular situation. France isn’t actually involved in this conflict that they are intruding in. So, they have surrendered in a war where they aren’t even a participant. Just like in the old joke – “during the Six Day War, the Arab’s attacked the Israelis; two hours later the entire French army surrendered.”  

The French have chosen to reward this terror aggression in a conflict that doesn’t even concern them and thereby have created a terrible international precedent of rewarding bad behavior. They are assisting a people, the Palestinian Arabs, who are incredibly pampered and unworthy, and who have antagonized the leadership of the entire Sunni Arab world, including Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, and Lebanon, all of whom fear and loathe the Palestinian Arabs because of their terror support and constant instigation of violence. 

And the French have done so also to stick it to, not only the Jews, but also to the Americans, whom they don’t like because they consider us the heirs and descendants of the hated English, whom the French are still angry with over losing multiple wars that cost the French their super power status and their lingua franca, centuries ago.    

The French impress me, you see, as they consistently find new ways to surrender in the most ridiculous way possible.

PS: And no discussion about the French would be complete without hearing from Al Bundy.

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