SHUT UP! Watch this Awesomely Awful Special Snowflake Campus Highlight Reel and Weep for the Future

Yet another awesome video from HeatStreet is out, this time featuring our ridiculous college campus lunatics, punctuated by a pontificating President Obama.

Hey Mr. President, it’s your party and your ideology that has created the safe-spacers so, you know, save it.

I mean what’s next, banning offensive tie pins? Oh … right.