Every day we get hundreds of emails to our contact address, many of these emails are generally supportive, but occasionally there are complaints. When the complaint come, it is my job to assess the complaint and take appropriate action to resolve the same.

Today, I received two emails which asked me to unsubscribe two individuals from our Morning Briefing mailing list. I have attached the contents of the emails below, with last names redacted, for your enjoyment.

For Bill and Kathy, check the image below, which is on every email sent from RedState.

That’s right, card carrying MENSA members, you can cancel your own damn subscription.

At any rate, meet Katherine, who intends to file charges against us because she is incapable of clicking an unsub link…

From: Katherine
Subject: TAKE MY NAME OFF YOUR LIST
Date: March 31, 2014 at 9:50:21 AM MDT
To: “[email protected]” <[email protected]>

Remove my name and e-mail from your list.

I AM AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A VERY, VERY LIBERAL DEMOCRAT.

MY ENTIRE FAMILY IS TOTALLY DEMOCRATIC.

THEY ALWAYS WILL BE.

WE ARE TRUE WILD-EYED ACADEMIC LIBERALS TO THE CORE.

JUST SORRY OBAMA CANNOT RUN FOR A 3rd TERM.

K. L. [last name redacted] (energetic feminist)

If I receive any more trash from you, I shall contact the Attorney General.

So, you are saying you are a Democrat. Ok. Now please explain to me what an energetic feminist is. Actually, don’t.

Oh, and AG Eric Holder is already fully aware of our little blog.

As for Bill, well, he just wants us all to get along.

From: Bill
Subject: Unsubscribe me please!
Date: March 31, 2014 at 7:46:41 AM MDT
To: “[email protected]” <[email protected]>

Let us find a way to work toward solving some of our problems.
The blame game goes both ways.
We live in a complex world.
We need fairness and serious attempts at solving our problems.
The hatred and scare tactics helps no one.

Please give me a chance to unsubscribe your harmful tirades,

Thank You,

Bill

It is a big complex world, yet Bill has managed to find a way to simplify it for all of us haters. Personally, I hope Bill reaches out to Katherine about her scare tactics.

Consider this an open thread.