He wants only free-range dirty lobbyist money, apparently. None of this factory-grown, federal dirty lobbyist money for him:

Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Alexi Giannoulias says he’s swearing off campaign contributions from lobbyists, but not all lobbyists.

Giannoulias, the state treasurer, promised at the start of his Senate campaign a year ago that he wouldn’t take contributions from corporate lobbyists or political action committees. But that proscription applies only to federal lobbyists and PACs. He has taken money from state-registered lobbyists. He says there’s a difference: Since he’s running for a federal office, a state lobbyist can’t try to influence him if he wins.

Riiiiiiiiight. So, the following scenario?

…all of that?  According to Alexi Giannoulias, that scenario violates the laws of physics and the nature of space-time itself.  It can’t happen!

CAN’T!

Moe Lane

PS: Mark Kirk for SenateHe knows that you’re brighter than that.

PPS: You can argue the nature of earmarks, the validity of earmarks, and the morality of earmarks.  What you cannot do is argue that earmarks do not exist.  Or that a state entity is not as capable of making… arrangements… to get them as a federal entity is.  And if we’re going to talk about whether Giannoulias’ powers of discernment are sufficient to keep him out of ethical hot water in that regard… ahem.  Broadway Bank.

Crossposted to Moe Lane.