Throughout the year, we have (dis)honored the press with our regular feature commemorating the efforts of press unprofessionalism, journalistic sloth, and generally deserved media mockery. After months of doling out nominations for fractured journalism practices, now it is time for: The Golden Remington Awards.

Our Trophy is a nod to the olden days when hard-scrabble hacks committed actual journalism, hammering out dispatches on those hefty wordsmith devices. To commemorate that past of muckraking reporting and shoe leather investigation, we acknowledge those journalists or outlets who fall short of that once respectable goal. 

This first in a three-part ceremony where we will hand out the technical honors. The nominees will be listed, with the winner declared in each. Let us now adjust our tuxedos and take the stage as we recognize some of the most galling examples in journalism in 2025. Here are the winners of The Remmys.

THE JENNIFER RUBIN COMMEMORATIVE MEDAL - Sponsored by MemorAll Supplements

[ Honoring those who defy their own prior stance on a subject ]

THE XX-PERTS OPINION AMBER SERVING TRAY - Sponsored by Dos Equis Beer 

[ Honoring the use of experts to push a narrative ]

THE CHYRON GAME PLAQUE - Sponsored by Grammarly

[ Honoring missteps in onscreen graphics ]

CNN – Once this one was noticed by viewers, they completely missed the details of the report.

ESPN – As the network was extensively covering the NBA gambling scandal, they were promoting their own betting platform on screen.

WTOC 11 Savanah – When using a voice-to-text prompt, you MUST double-check your work! For the record, you spell his name with an “X” – Penix.

WINNER MS NOW – If you use the QR code from the network, you deserve all the leftist spam you’ll receive.

THE SILVER RICECAKE PLATTER - Sponsored by Quaker

[ Honoring content-free reporting ]

THE NEW YORK POST GOLDEN FRAME - Sponsored by the NY Post

[ Honoring Excellence in headline writing ]

WINNER  The Mirror UK:

THE SAM ADAMS TANKARD FOR CREATIVE JOURNALISM - Sponsored by The Boston Beer Company

[ Honoring fraudulent news reporting in the spirit of Samuel Adams during his days as a newspaper publisher ]

THE LOCQUACIOUS EMERALD BOWL - Sponsored by Salad Shooter

[ For delivering the best quote of the year ]