CNN’s Brianne Keillor just interviewed Trump on his plane in Iowa, and it was the most incredible stream of bovine fecal material I have literally ever heard. When I say “just” I mean that this JUST happened, so I haven’t had time to clip the video down, so just watch the whole thing. In the course of this interview, listen for the following ludicrous claims:

Watch the rest of this trainwreck for yourselves.