Palin's Sister-in-Law's, Hairdresser's, Grocer Had Friend With Pet that Peed on Obama 4 Prez Sign

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Police say that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s sister-in-law’s, hairdresser’s, grocer had a friend with a pet schnauzer that urinated on an Obama for president sign during the late campaign.

Deputy Wasilla Police Chief Greg Wood said that the complaint was…

OK. Well, my story isn’t exactly the same as the AP story I link above, but it IS just as relevant. Mine’s more interesting, too.