APB For One Rahm Emanuel

Washington has issued an APB for former Representative and putative Chief of staff for the Obama White House Rahm Emanuel. Emanuel is 5′ 7″ tall, slight of build and has salt and pepper hair. He is know to cuss like a sailor. He was last seen on December 12th claiming he is getting “death threats” over his multiple meetings with corrupt Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

Emanuel has been known to hang around with several unsavory characters in the past. It is commonly known that Emanuel has been a close confidant to impeached presidents and senators that have experienced intense sniper fire in Bosnia.

If anyone has seen or heard from Rahm Emanuel, please alert the media. Apparently they have forgotten he exists.

That is all.