Monday Afternoon Cultural Upliftenment, Courtesy the Louisiana Legislature

VIDEO: Halle Berry, She’s Fine

To the tune of, well, whatever:

Bow bow bow (etc.)

She fine den a b****, a** and her t***
Thick in tha hips every n** want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry
She walkin like a model
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground
She ain’t nothing but a tease
Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry

Well let’s get ratchet
Let’s get ratchet
Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet
She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming
Told her to bust it open let me see what’s really happnin
She the ship and I’m the captain
I’m tha captain
Booty bigger than the p***

And I’m all the way in your city
I’m from louisianna so you gotta show me how your
City do it for that camera
Make it drop and bring it back to the top
You no amateur
Girl you can give it to me it ain’t nothing I can’t handle
She just got out of the shower smellin like a scented candle
And I’m finna finna?
Sliding off tha mattress
No moving no acting baby this is real action
Beat it up so bad
You be scared to walk past me
I know your halle berry
Baby there’s no acting
I beat it up so bad
You be scared to walk past me for real


Halle berry you jazze
That’s way past fine
Girl you look like something that should be on tha dance line
Increadable by tha waist
Pluss she got a pretty face
Even tho she got class she listen to UGK
I’m finna flip her through traffic
With tha top back of tha donk
Girl I gaurntee I can make you go numb numb numb numb
I got enough bread to take me and you to London
And back to America and all over the country
She make me want to keep her close by
Like a side kick
She tha type of chick that ain’t gone never look sloppy
I’m a beat it out the frame
Hurricane that’s who I be
You must be Halle berry
I don’t need to see your Id


Gone bob your head
Gone work your shoulder
Now what I just said girl do it on tha d***
Age ain’t s***
I done got a lil older
Me or you man baby girl take a pic
Whitch one
She so classy, Shes so jazzy
Lil momma blow like a
Do it on tha d***
She don’t need no help
She say she got it
She do it all by her self
Get so fine
Like a g** d*** ticket
Gave her a hickey
In order for a n** like me to spend cash
You gotta bounce like shocks in your a**
You, bed, a**, work
Start slow faster
Mr. Halle Berry
Mr.Take your b****
Take her from tha club
To tha car to tha d***


I apologize in advance if my cultural illiteracy caused me to inadvertently violate site posting rules — I don’t know what all of these words mean. – Vlad