Diary

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Bringing you all the news that’s unworthy of news

“And in other news, a US soldier is missing…Oh! This appears to be last week! A US soldier is missing in Afghanistan, kidnapped by Taliban Overseas Contingents

“Oh, here’s another view of ‘Neverland Ranch’, and the crowd outside Staples Center. Look at that crowd!”

I could bite a nail in two about now.