Wall Street Bailout Theme Song: Money for Nothing

This Song Is Dedicated To All The People Who Brought Us The Mortgage Crisis

Sung to the tune “Money For Nothing” by Dire Straits

(Starts with Sting solo)

I want my … I want my A.R.M. …

I want my … I want my A.R.M. …

I want my … I want my A.R.M. …

(Main verse)

Now look at them yo-yos, that’s the way you do it,Buying a house with an A.R.M.,I’m not working, but the bank will let me do it,Money for nothing and a house for free.

Now look at Lehman, that’s the way you do it,Lemme tell you, them guys ain’t dumb,Mortgage deals for people in Vegas,Mortgage deals for people with no income.

Sing along to the rest of the song Money for Nothing and don’t forget to thank the Federal Reserve System (FED) for artificially lowering interest rates to create the housing bubble.