Diary

Senator Stabenow's Theme Song

She’s had nothing but bad luck,

since her hubby went out cattin’ with whores.

So she went on with Bill de Press man

to take out all her frustrations there.

She laid it all on the table,

she’ll take us back to the past.

She’s but a cow in his roving eyes,

so she’s going to see our free speech rights smashed!

 

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind,

beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna take it.

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind,

beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna stab now from behind!

 

Deb told de Press freedom lingers,

while twisting fast that ring on her hand.

She might not stop him from doinking strangers,

but she can see our free speech rights canned.

He stinks of perfume from some skank ho,

she becomes Cybill some more.

She can’t stop his sick roving eyes,

but she can kick our rights out the door!

 

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind.

Beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna take it.

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind.

Beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna stab now from behind!

 

When she’s out on a stormy night

to bail out her knave man who paid strays,

this left lady in deep thought stares,

thinkin’ how to kill our free ways.

She’s clearly mad and unstable,

she’ll take us back to the past.

She’s but a cow in her hubby’s eyes,

so she’s gonna see our free speech rights smashed!

 

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind.

Beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna take it!

She’s just a Stalin woman,

with free speech on her mind,

beware this Stalin woman,

she’s gonna Stab Now from behind!

 

Senator Debbie “Stalin Woman” Stabenow, this song’s for you!