Diary

Oprah

She’s made a few bucks up in Chi – Ca – Go,

where she has a show for gals known as Po – Ta – Toes,

Couch – Po – Ta – Toes – Cow – Ouch – Po – Po – Ta – Toes!

When she walks on the stage, they’re all deep entranced.

She’ll cry there on cue, and then she’ll sell them fat pants!

She’s their O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,

O – P – R – A – O – Prah!

Well, they’re not the world’s most goal driven babes,

but when O Time arrives, you best get outta their way!

Time for O – Prah! O – P – R – A – O – Prah,

O – P – R – A – O – Prah!

Well, she thinks they’re dumb, but they don’t understand,

why she’ll talk to O – Bam – A but not with Pa – Lin,

O – Sar – Pa – Lin – O – O – Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin,

O – O – Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin!

O pushed them away.

O locked up her doors.

O said “NO!” some more.

O won’t hear their pleas,

to talk with their star named a Sar – Ah – P.!

Well, it’s O’s big show, and she don’t hafta play.

O – Bam – A’s the man she’s gonna help on his way!

Dear ole O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,

O – P – R – A – O – Prah!

Behind O’s big skirt B. O.’s hidin’, wailin’.

It’s clear as rain, he’s Straight Talk scared of Pa – Lin,

Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin – Pa – Pa – Pa – Pa – Pa – Lin,

Pa – Pa – Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin!

Well, Sarah’d left home just a week before,

and she’d never ever ran for V. P. before.

Then Sarah smiled and helped John’s POTUS plans.

She said HEY B. O., YOU’RE A GIRLY MAN!

Well, Oprah’s closed world hates conservative plans.

We know what we know, she loves her girly lib man!

So BYE! say Po – Ta – Toes,

Ta – Ta – O – Prah – O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,

O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,

Ta – Ta, see ya O – Prah.