She’s made a few bucks up in Chi – Ca – Go,
where she has a show for gals known as Po – Ta – Toes,
Couch – Po – Ta – Toes – Cow – Ouch – Po – Po – Ta – Toes!
When she walks on the stage, they’re all deep entranced.
She’ll cry there on cue, and then she’ll sell them fat pants!
She’s their O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,
O – P – R – A – O – Prah!
Well, they’re not the world’s most goal driven babes,
but when O Time arrives, you best get outta their way!
Time for O – Prah! O – P – R – A – O – Prah,
O – P – R – A – O – Prah!
Well, she thinks they’re dumb, but they don’t understand,
why she’ll talk to O – Bam – A but not with Pa – Lin,
O – Sar – Pa – Lin – O – O – Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin,
O – O – Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin!
O pushed them away.
O locked up her doors.
O said “NO!” some more.
O won’t hear their pleas,
to talk with their star named a Sar – Ah – P.!
Well, it’s O’s big show, and she don’t hafta play.
O – Bam – A’s the man she’s gonna help on his way!
Dear ole O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,
O – P – R – A – O – Prah!
Behind O’s big skirt B. O.’s hidin’, wailin’.
It’s clear as rain, he’s Straight Talk scared of Pa – Lin,
Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin – Pa – Pa – Pa – Pa – Pa – Lin,
Pa – Pa – Sar – Ah – Pa – Lin!
Well, Sarah’d left home just a week before,
and she’d never ever ran for V. P. before.
Then Sarah smiled and helped John’s POTUS plans.
She said HEY B. O., YOU’RE A GIRLY MAN!
Well, Oprah’s closed world hates conservative plans.
We know what we know, she loves her girly lib man!
So BYE! say Po – Ta – Toes,
Ta – Ta – O – Prah – O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,
O – Prah – O – P – R – A – O – Prah,
Ta – Ta, see ya O – Prah.