Diary

The ABC’s of Obamics (formerly Obamanomics)

NOTE: Keep in mind – THIS IS SATIRE :)(read my introduction post for background) 

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The ABC’s of Obamics (formerly Obamanomics)

 

In an effort to assist the reader in better understanding the somewhat complex nature of economic policy, we have compiled a short yet comprehensive list outlining President Obama’s economic philosophy.

*Note:  While this list primarily relates to the President’s policies, it also broadly encompasses the prevailing Congressional economic vision.

 

  • A is for Absurd.  As in it is absurd to think we will ever repay all that money.
  • B is for Bile. The thing heaped onto the people whenever politicians pretend to be statesmen.
  • C is for Cash. Something you won’t have when this is over.
  • D is for Default. That thing we will really do in a few years.
  • E is for Easy. See how easy it is to spend $14.5T
  • F is for Forgiveness. What we will be asking for (see D) from China.
  • G is for Gold. What you should be converting your dollars into ASAP. (see C)
  • H is for Home. The hovel dwelling you are still lucky to have (if you still have it).
  • I is for IRS. Soon to be your new best friend. (see N & T)
  • J is for Joke. “Like did you hear the one about the man that was $14.5T in debt…”
  • K is for Kilimanjaro. What the Mountain of Debt will be like if we are still around when our grandchildren are grown.
  • L is for Layoffs. The new reality in Obamics.
  • M is for Madness. (See A-Z; Possibly excluding P)
  • N is for New. As in, how do you like all the NEW TAXES. (See T)
  • O is for Obamics (formerly Obamanomics) The lesson in how not to turn recession into recovery.
  • P is for Presidential Election. Your opportunity to reverse (see A-O, Q-Z)
  • Q is for Quixotic. The act of trying to make politicians live within their means, not yours.
  • R is for Runaway. Used in conjunction with (see S).
  • S is for Spending. Combined with (see R). As in, how do you like the RUNAWAY SPENDING?
  • T is for Taxes. Combined with (see N) you get (see I). The WAVE of the future.
  • U is for Unbelievable. (See R & S). Also used in vulgar slang. As in, the “UFB” Runaway spending….(abbreviated due to Editorial Guidelines)
  • V is for Vacation. As in, when is the President not on vacation?
  • W is for W. Everyone knows its all W’s fault anyway.
  • X is for Exchange. (See G)
  • Y is for Yes-men. What politicians surround themselves with…
  • Z is for Zero. (See C)

 

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