Howard Fineman wrote in Newsweek: At a fundraiser in New York this week, Obama previewed the two lines of anti-Republican attack. One is historical. “After they drove the car into the ditch, made it as difficult as possible to pull it back, now they want the keys back,” Obama said of the GOP. ‘”No! You can’t drive. We don’t want to have to go back into the ditch. We just got the car out.”
While Obama gave his lecture in his usual petulant manner, someone should have pointed out that the car had been maintained since 2006 in the Democrat garage managed by Pelosi, Reid, Barney Frank, and his own self Barry Obama, and in fact one or all of them have been guilty of incompetence, negligence and deliberate sabotage. The car was headed for the ditch no matter who drove it, and the repair bill they had run up was truly outrageous even by the standards of the sleaziest third world socialist auto repair shop. They broke things that didn’t need fixing! Then Barry went around apologizing to the rest of the world about what a wreck our car was.
Since the Democrat repair shop is sliding towards financial collapse, corruption and moral bankruptcy, today the car’s owners (the voters) will take the first steps to send the car to the Republican shop to repair the Democrat incompetence and sabotage. In 2012 we will take the keys away from Obama, drop him off in Chicago, and hire a proper conservative chauffeur who knows the roads and appreciates a fine motorcar. “See the USA with a conservative” we will sing as we motor across the country, seeing new American businesses and investment bring back jobs and prosperity to Main Street. Maybe we can even pry our auto industry back from the hands of government bureaucrats who know nothing about automobiles.
Hopefully the car will have a rumbleseat and we can have Pelosi sit back there and scream and hold on for dear life all by herself. Don’t hit the brakes too hard – she’ll get Botox all over the outside of the rear window! Beep Beep!