I tried to turn myself in....FBI refuses to accept.

So I call an FBI friend of mine and the conversation goes like this.

Coondawg: Hey, soooooo, who do I see about turning myself in?

Feeb: What the heck are you talking about?

Coondawg: You know, I’m pro-life, pro give guns to every breathing human, anti big government, deport all illegals….you know A Conservative.

Feeb: For the love of Pete, give me a break. I’ve been getting hammered over that crap all week. I figured I could at least catch a break from you.

Coondawg: Pffft, I figured if you take me to jail now  then I could qualify for some sort of stimulus money or government aid to assit convicts.

Feeb: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (dialtone)

Coondawg: Grouch!

      Seems all my buddies on the Fed side have their panties in a wad lately. Maybe because they too see themselves on that list. These guy’s are professionals and get quality Intel on well known criminal gangs. Having some “sit behind a desk hate this Country” lib issue a broad “95% of Conservatives fit into this catagory” BOLO (thats a little law enforcement jargon for ya) does nothing but make their job harder (because of knuckelheads like me kiddin them everytime I see them). Napolitano needs to go….as we say “round here” don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya”