Diary

Thanks to Fox Company, 2nd Battalion, 9th Marines

I THINK I GET IT

Let me see if I understand all this…. 

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

 IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET SHOT.

 IF YOU CROSS THE TURKEY BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN PRISON!

 IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER YOU GET ARRESTED AND SHAKEN DOWN FOR MONEY OR GO TO PRISON!

 BUT IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER  ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

    A DRIVERS LICENSE

    A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD 

    WELFARE AND A CELL PHONE

    FOOD STAMPS

    FREE EDUCATION FOR THE KIDS

    CITIZENSHIP FOR THE KIDS BORN HERE

    AND  FREE HEALTH CARE!!!
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