Diary

SAW XXX (2012 Primary)

For conservative’s the 2012 primaries are beginning to resemble another installment of the infamous SAW horror franchise.

You wake up in a brightly lit room surrounded by garbage and filth. Your ankle chained to a thick iron pipe. As you scan your surroundings and try and figure out just how you ended up here. You notice a large metal door slightly ajar. You pull on the chain to no avail and that’s when you see it. A large serrated tooth saw marked Romney just within reach. Across from it a revolver marked Obama.

Slowly the realization of your situation becomes clear. Saw off your foot and hope you survive the arterial bleeding long enough to make it through the door and presumably help. Or spare yourself the agony of sawing into your own flesh, tendons and bone while almost certainly bleeding to death in a drawn out painful ordeal and choose the revolver?

I guess the real question is what’s behind the door?