Janet Napolitano's System Worked; Meet "The System"

My fellow Americans, meet Jasper “The System” Schuringa.

Its a bird. Its a plane. Its Jasper “The System” Schuringa. As blogged by Moe Lane, Janet Napolitano, Department of Homeland Security Director, assures all Americans that “The System” worked. If you see “The System” at an airport near you, please don’t blow his cover. He has a lot of territory to cover.