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Friday Evening Humor Dump

OLD PEOPLE:

Rush is popular around here, so I assume most of you’ve heard the ‘old people’ parody. Even if you have, the youtube clip is up to share:

PETA vs. NOW:

The Onion nailed one with a PETA vs. NOW parody. It’s funny because it’s true. Why does PETA use seductive and sexually explicit women to get their point across and why don’t real feminists protect? Don’t they know they are objectifying women!!! Liberal on liberal violence should always be encouraged: Animal Rights vs. Women Rights.

ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES FILE:

From the elections do have consequences file. Um, residents of Katu-Silverton, Oregon you do understand that you elected a crossdresser to public office. What did you think was going to happen? I’m not sure what to make of all this. Tales From a Liberal Enclave.

THE RUSSIANS:

The Russian Health Ministry issued a public health warning to Russians traveling to Great Britain for a soccer tournament. The warning regarded swine flu. Their recommendation: Drink lots of Welsh Whiskey. According to Reuters:

“We urge our fans to drink a lot of Welsh whiskey as a form of disinfection,” VOB head Alexander Shprygin told Reuters. That should cure all symptoms of the disease….Russian fans don’t fear anything or anybody so this virus will not stand in our way of supporting our team.”

I’m not sure if this is ignorance, bravado or an attempt at humor, but I kind of like it. I’m secure in my status as a patriot, so I don’t mind stating that the Russians are starting to embarrass us. We are becoming a nation of wusses. Why Are We So Afraid Of Swine Flu?

DAILY KOS IS SO ABSURD ITS STARTING TO GET FUNNY:

This is unintentionally funny, but it made me laugh. Daily Kos conducts a weekly poll. I cant even get mad at it anymore. It’s just down right comical. It’s like a Saturday Night Live Skit or something. Every single week, no matter what happens, Republican numbers go down. Obama could nuke Great Britain and John Boehner could save the world and Republican numbers would go down. This week’s proclamation: Democrats Win First Round of Town Hall War? The numbers. Congressional GOP down to a 10% favorable rating? Congressional Dems up to a 43% favorable rating? How much Kool-Aid can someone drink? Are You Guys Serious With This Crap?

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND:

For all the anglers and outdoorsmen out there. This little girl owns you. Try and beat this: