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Classy: Senator Lurch Wishes Sarah Palin Went Missing

John Kerry knows something about being “missing”. He’s been “missing” ever since the Democratic Party exiled him after the 2004 election.

Still, there is something unsavory about a United States Senator wishing someone went “missing”. That’s what Senator Lurch did yesterday, when he made this quip regarding Governor Sanford:

“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’

The Democratic sycophants in attendance laughed. It’s unbelievable how much they detest and fear this woman. And my heart grows fonder by the insult.

Only the Democrats would nominate a man with the sensitivity of a billy goat and the sense of humor of a lobster to be their nominee for President of the United States of America.

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