Open Mic Comic Relief: The Clown, The Loser, and The Moron

Fast Eddie Rendell was caught on an open microphone discussing Janet Napolitano’s credentials for the Homeland Security cabinet position. Fast Eddie stated that Napolitano is perfect for the job because, well, she’s a loser. According to Fast Eddie:

Janet’s perfect for that job. Because for that job, you have to have no life. Janet has no family. Perfect. She can devote, literally, 19-20 hours a day to it

We knew Fast Eddie was clueless clown. Now, we know Janet Napolitano is a loser with no life, but leave it to CNN and Campbell Brown to turn this into a story about sexsim. Here’s Campbell brown, the moron, exploiting sexism and trying to explain the actions of a clown and the credentials of a loser: