Suggested Mottoes For the TSA

“Grope and Change.”

“All Your Junk Are Belong To Us.”

“Keep Grope Alive.”

“Everyone Is innocent until proven Non-Muslim.”


Recruiting poster taglines:

“The TSA:  Where sex offenders can bring their finely honed skills to bear in the workplace.”

“Why pay for porn when you can work our scanners instead?”


And finally, a motto for those who dream of someday working for the TSA:

“Today, the deep fryer. Tomorrow, the world!!”