Hypocrisy is not a trait of Global Warming Advocates, and you don’t really understand why that is so. What you see as hypocrisy, from Al Gore’s gazillion-watt cooling system to limos belching smoke through the streets of Copenhagen, is an entitlement. It is an entitlement that has been bestowed upon the priesthood of whatever religion man has practiced since he stood upright. The faithful’s deprivation is required so the hierarchy can spread the word.

Only an apostate would claim otherwise. Teach him about carbon credits and tell him to sin no more.

Deception is a not a trait of Global Warming Advocates, and you don’t really understand why that is so. What you see as deception in East Anglia’s leaked emails is a sermon based on an allegory. Whether the Greeks actually believed Zeus threw lightning bolts to the ground is irrelevant. The culture was enriched through mythology and a higher cause was served. Literal truth had to be sacrificed for the greater good. So it is today.

Only an apostate would claim otherwise. Suppress his speech and teachings until his errant thoughts also can be detected and cleansed. Keep him out of the journals until his mind is pure.

Totalitarianism is a not a trait of Global Warming Advocates, and you don’t really understand why that is so. What you see as a naked power grab, from the EPA’s regulation of all aspects of your person to the foreign domination of your domestic politics, is a collective liberty. It requires a strong and firm hand to guide you through life, if not safely, correctly, so you do not infringe the rights of others and Mother Gaia. Slavery is indeed freedom when the planet is in peril. Do not question; only the priesthood needs fossil fuel to heat their homes and to fly to the far corners of the Earth to discuss how terrible cheap energy is.

Only an apostate would claim otherwise. If he speaks such thoughts, go into his home, business, school, place of worship, and anywhere else he can be found and silence him.

Aggression is not a trait of Global Warming advocates, and you don’t really understand why that is so. What you see as intimidation, coercion, and force actually is necessary proselytizing. It is better to suffer than to be unenlightened.

Only an apostate would claim otherwise. If he resists, humiliate him, isolate him, silence him, and destroy him.

Mother Gaia will be pleased and the Gates of Copenhagen will be thrown open to you.