Democratic Convention Prayer Leaked

Like any cult, any decent cult of personality needs it’s own rituals and prayers. I happen to have some connections among Democrats and have received an advanced copy of the prayer that will be spoken at the start of the Democratic Convention. Here it is:

Our leader,
Who art in Denver,
Hussein be thy name.

Thy Hopechange come,
Healthcare be done,
In America as it is in France.

Give us this day our daily hope,
And forgive us our abortions,
As we appease those that plot against us.

And lead us not into victory,
But deliver us from Iraq.
For thine is the Hopechange,
The green power,
And the welfare state forever.

Yes we can.