Dear Barry, you have a $2.2 Trillion allowance.

Stop acting like a petulant child. We give you a 2.2 trillion dollar allowance and you spend 4 trillion instead. This is no way to manage money. If you want a bigger allowance, prove you can manage what we give you now.

This temper tantrum isn’t becoming. We aren’t going to be swayed to change our mines until you show some maturity and the ability to live within your means.

Now stop whining and cut spending.