Keith Olbermann, Heal Thyself

Of hypocrisy and straight up Cuckoo Pants-ism.  I’ll give you one thing; at least you were honest when you named your display tonight a “Special” Special Comment.

Dear Keith Olbermann: You Want to Talk About Death?

Three words:  Roe V. Wade.

Yeah, I thought so.  THAT life and death doesn’t count, right, Keith? Therefore:  Shaddup, SIR.  Thanks!

Oh, and have your Lefty Talking Points Parrots kindly zip it as well. Or at least get some new talking points.  Um, not wanting Obamacare does NOT equal “arguing For Death”.  Seriously, you can’t all possibly be that buffoonish, thus I have to assume y’all are just hypocrites and liars.

Example of Lefty Talking point on the web: “If you don’t want “reform” (unspecified, of course, as they have no clue what the bill actually entails) then you WANT PEOPLE TO DIE!!!111!!

It must be true, Olby told them so! And he had on his *super* serious face! (which I really, really, really want to pop right in the nose, by the way)

So, Come on y’all. We should all change our minds about Obamacare. Apparently, the word Reform now means “Eternal Life” !  No one will *ever* die now!

As The Anchoress asks on Twitter :

@snarkandboobs So, if fetuses have Obamacare, they will never die? #NeverDieW/Obamacare

Meanwhile, I’ll just sit here patiently waiting for him to rescind all his nasty comments and endless bashing of Sarah Palin for her use of the term Death Panels.

Olbermann: ‘Death Panel’ Palin dangerously irresponsible
Sarah the Quitter incites mob violence and national disunity by ‘making stuff up’

There is no ‘death panel.’ There is no judgment based on societal productivity. There is no worthiness test. But there is downright evil, and Ms. Palin, you just served its cause. You shouted “fire” in a crowded theater — a hot one — and then today tried to roll it back with “no, no, sorry, not fire, I meant flashlights.”

Too little, too late, too obvious. Madam, you are a clear and present danger to the safety and security of this nation. Whether the ‘death panel’ is something you dreamed, or something you dreamed-up, whether it is the product of a low intellect and a fevered imagination, or the product of a high intelligence and a sober ability to exploit people, you should be ashamed of yourself for having introduced it into the public discourse, and it should debar you, for all time, from any position of responsibility or trust in the governance of this nation or any of its states or municipalities.

Since he’s so full of journalistic integrity and all, I’m certain he doesn’t wish to appear hypocritical and skewer others for demagoguery, dangerous irresponsibility and “making stuff up” whilst totally doing it himself.  He signs off using Edward R. Murrow’s phrase for goodness sake! That means he’s A Paragon of Professional Virtue!  I mean, he’s *almost* as respected and admired in his field as Michael Moore is in his!

Speaking of which, how’s that box office treating you Michael?

*snickering madly* – of course. As I’m evil and want people TO DIE.

Part 2

And, yes, he blow-hardily continues for a Part 3

Hot Air has more, with links to full MSNBC videos. I can’t get them embedded because techie things don’t like me.

(cross-posted at Snarkandboobs)