There are others out there, but I figured I’d do my part to help people celebrate on Tuesday:
Point at someone and yell "That’s your name, not your title!"
When Baron Hill loses
Say "You betcha"
Anytime anyone mentions Sarah Palin
Take a drink when:
A Republican says
"Bigger than 1994"
A Democrat says
"We didn’t do an adequate job of explaining the health care bill"
"The President’s party always loses seats"
"compromise" or "bipartisanship"
Calls the American people stupid or ignorant
Says "The American people want/like divided government."
Says "Tea Party"
Says "Deeply divided country"
Finish your drink when
Laments that members were "punished for doing the right thing"
Points to Delaware as evidence that the win wasn’t that big
Says the ’08 Obama voters will be back in 2012
A Republican says "Mike Castle"
Shout "You lie!" and finish your drink
When Joe Wilson is reelected
Do a shot
Every time Democrats lose a statewide race in a state Gore, Kerry, and Obama won (CA, CT, HI, ME, MA, MD, MI, NJ, NY, OR, PA, RI, VT, WA, WI)
When James Carville puts a paper bag over his head
Say "OK. Got to find my little notes here" and do a shot
When Harry Reid loses
Shout "Die quickly" and do a shot
When Alan Grayson loses
Do two shots
Every time a Committee Chairman loses
Do two shots and shout "Double, double toil and trouble"
Every time someone mentions Christine O’Donnell
Do two shots while nodding your head saying "Yes ma’am"
When Barbara Boxer loses
Shout "YES WE CAN!" and do a double
When Mark Kirk wins
Ring of Fire with hard liquor
Republicans retake the Senate
Anyone mentions a recount
A Republican says "bipartisanship" or "compromise"